01 February 2017

Love/hate 11 Final Fantasy IX spoilerish

Super fun entry in the series, cutesy look but dark at times story line, probably more so than VIII, X and XII. VII could be pretty dark at times but this one is surprisingly more adult at times. I took a ton more screenshots this time around compared to the FFVIII review.


Like VIII in that it has a super tight plot in disc one which is superlinear and then it unravels a bit and the pace falls away after that. The war on the Mist continent is done quite well but after going away to the Outer Continent things slow down a bit in some ways. I did not even realise I had advanced into a new disc as it is all one big game on Steam. I’m used to changing the discs after certain epic scenes.

I loved all the characters in the FF games I have played so this is no exception. Zidane is a great main character, cheery and an apparent ladies man, a refreshing change from the others. The supporting cast all mix together well and have their various goals and get a good bit of screen time, though as usual this wanes toward the end of this long game.

All the characters are based off classic FF job classes, Zidane being a thief, Dagger the leading lady as a Summoner and Steiner (above) a Knight. I love using the four fighty characters, while I generally leave the four mage characters behind.

Unlike VIII which kind of tapers off into silliness toward the end, IX is pretty strong throughout plot-wise. You visit most places two or three times throughout the story and there is always something new going on and the locations change as you move through the story, some places are destroyed and the NPCs move along with the plot and so on.


Not as good, though some brilliant ones in there. Many of the tracks have the same basis and tend to be the ones I don’t like while I really enjoyed the ‘unique’ tracks like Treno, We Are Thieves!, Cid’s Castle Theme, Pandemonium and Memoria and more. Some were based off earlier games but updated for this. Thankfully I didn't need any Roses and Wine app to fix the music as in VIII, the music here is perfect, if not even better.

I would probably put this after 7,8,12 for sure… not sure about 10 as I haven’t played it in a few years. This was the last of the pure Nobuo Uematsu soundtracks and apparently he was getting worn out and uninspired at this point but after doing all the prior soundtracks I can’t blame him.


This one always looked pretty good, despite the ‘deformed’ appearance of everybody it looks great. The Steam version perhaps looks even better than the original, I approve of the remaster, as opposed to 8 which did not look quite as good (lots of pixelated shite).


No Junction system here, and a return of arms and armour. Weapons and armour and add-ons each have an ability or sometimes a spell that can be learned off them after you acquire enough AP. Once you have the requisite amount of AP you learn the skill off and can change to a different weapon or armour if you wish and learn something else or just equip what’s strongest. It’s very satisfying to search for them as you progress through the game and each new piece of equipment you buy or find may add a new ability. Here's me after beating the timed boss fight versus book early in the game:

Combat is super simple, each of the eight main characters has two special command abilities - Zidane has Steal and Skill. The former is simple - steal stuff off enemies, with bosses having the best stuff. Many bosses you may stall fighting to death so Zidane can steal from them. Only a few have ridiculously low drop rates, the infamous Hilgigars and his Fairy Flute comes to mind. Zidane’s Skill is stuff like Flee! Which allows you to flee battle easy for a small price as opposed to manually by holding the shoulder buttons. Some commands are classic ones like offensive Black Magic and support spells in White and Blue Magic while others are very interesting and powerful too - Amarant’s Throw is great, fling a weapon at an enemy for ridiculous damage or Freya’s Jump allowing her to temporarily leave the screen and jump back into battle moments later with a Spear attack.

I try to level everyone as equally as possible, and there are plenty of story reasons for doing so, with the party splitting up regularly enough until later in the game. By that point I usually use Zidane, Amarant, Freya and that combat beast, Steiner, continuing my shunning of Summon Magic and trying to find ways around healing. Vivi’s Black Magic can be insanely useful for the first half of the game but fades away to just Attacking the enemy later on. You can use Auto Reflect or whatever and cast spells off that back at the enemy for double damage but you can also attack with four characters in a few seconds and do way more damage.
I never managed to beat Ozma, but I fought him for the first time. That's 0-3 to the super bosses of Steam FFs I have played; I couldn't beat Omega in VIII or Ozma here, while I will replay VII on Steam soon and see how I do against Ruby and Sapphire and so on. Seeing as I can't really be bothered to level up *that* much it may be a wipeout.

Side quests/mini games

I tried something different and played the Chocobo Hot and Cold to the death for the first time ever, and it was pretty good! I powered through it as made use of the Steam speed boost while playing it to squeeze as much of that mini game into a few play sessions. I cannot imagine what it was like to play at the slower speed but I guess the rewards are somewhat worth it.

The card game in this is pretty terrible, having no clear rules and being largely chance based. I made sure to grab any cards I could find and made sure to win the 'mandatory' card tourney halfway through but that was about it. It doesn't hold a candle to Triple Triad BUT Tetra Master looks good at least and unlike Triple Triad there are no insanely powerful items to be made from the cards so avoiding it doesn't matter.

In conclusion: The most 'fun' FF, the bombastic opening scenes are fun and the first disc railroads you nicely around the first continent but things slow down a lot after you leave there. Nice characters pretty tight interactions no one is wasted though as usual some of the quieter characters in your party get relegated to quick time events. Some of these are quite good and some even give you items but unlike Star Ocean 2 (which desperately needed its version of QTEs) they add very little. I kicked Hades around and easily beat Necron this time, as opposed to when I barely survived with one person left on the console.


31 January 2017

Brief January post

Warpcon was fine, the one RPG I played was what it was and the game design panel on Saturday was great. I really need to write a game, I think my only block isn't so much the idea or the the writing itself but the need to entertain 3-6 strangers for 3 hours. It would have to be a sufficiently engaging RPG system, sheets and some handouts hopefully with a few good NPCs and a plot that doesn't stink and action that is brief and exciting. Also not too much dice rolling to bypass roleplay and situations. I love investigation and puzzles in games so Call of Cthulhu might be on the menu, or just good old fashioned GURPS.

Cork was even better, I was lucky to have great accommodation and company in the form of the Royce. Much drinking, eating, catching up and watching good TV was had. Torchwood is pretty good (watched 4/5 of the Children series). Hacksaw Ridge was pretty entertaining as a war flick and a good return for Mel.

Trump is an idiot and his cabinet are monstrous. Here's hoping these red 4 years are followed by at least 8-16 blue years. They ruin themselves so utterly they'll never be voted in again. I 'enjoyed' the administrations of Kennedy-LBJ-Nixon-Ford-Carter-Reagan-Bush because I love that time period but in the end they're not my presidents. Obama is the closest thing to an OK presidency in my book. If in future the USA was led by the Democratic liberal/progressive/socialist wing that would be great but probably more likely their central/conservative wing.

I'm not even sure what to say about Brexit yet, I keep thinking it might be that one change that can get things moving again, like the European Union takes a pill to deal with stagnation. Is there a limit to outrage?

Otherwise just trying to finish up various courses and get into the factory work in Galway, which should hopefully push/pull me where I need to go next.

28 December 2016

2016 retrospective

2016 was actually a good year for me, despite everything that has happened. Lots of running and lifting and plenty of time to focus on what's good. Also started a new college course on a whim in October and it's been working out pretty well so far.

Lots of shocking things - too many stars died this year, the ones that hit me the most were probably AA Gill & Prince recently enough and George Michael and Carrie Fisher at the end. At least David Bowie got his swan song out, what a way to go. Bowie was the big one that got everyone going that and the shite election and Brexit.

Brexit has probably shocked me more and is genuinely history in the making. I obviously didn't want it to happen but I am curious - is it the thing that will re-invigorate the European Union? Will the UK be humbled but continue to truck along it's own path? I have a few friends and family in London and Scotland so I hope it works out well for all of us.

Trump vs. Clinton, worst election ever. First election I genuinely had no interest in and just could not get into. There was little to chew on in issues and it was all about how terrible the candidates were. I wanted Hillary to win but all my interest in the election was sucked out when Sanders was boxed out and eventually defeated in California and at the DNC.
We stayed up and watched the results come in on the election night for quite some time and I remember we went to sleep around the point that Texas and most of the central states came in and Trump was too far ahead for comfort. I woke up the next day and was so wrecked from staying up I didn't fully acknowledge the result ad didn't bother going into college that day as it was revision anyway and everyone would probably be distracted by the result. I'm not in the hysterical 'we're all going to die' camp so I won't be saying any prayers over every faux pas and blunder amped up by the media but I will be quietly observing the second crazy Republican presidency of our times, at least Reagan had some class.

Theo is a huge boy now, really strong and fast and his speech is coming along really well he's always full of chat and has such a great personality that he's a real joy to be with. Cannot believe he will be 5 in March 2017 but there you go. He had a great Christmas, we all did down in Ennis it was quite relaxed. We watched a ton of movies and didn't pig out too much. Royce is around until the start of January so having a good week of merry until then. I won't be back in GMIT until mid to late January so will try and enjoy this break as much as possible.

College - did a creative writing course in early 2016, it was kind of crap overall though it did open my eyes to some things. I'm not a terrible writer but there is a long way to go. I just wasn't in the mood to stick with it in the end (I did go to the majority of classes). I did a bizarre team-working class in June/July with a bunch of 18-25 year olds and that was also a big eye-opener. Finally I registered for a Springboard in GMIT in September on a whim and got accepted at the last minute and started in early October. It's been pretty good ad prospects look good for a job, perhaps as early as January or February 2017 and at the latest after the course finishes in May 2017.

Gaming - Call of Cthulhu wrapped up in the first half of 2016 (what a great campaign) and after a brief foray into Pathfinder the core group of three guys and our GM charged into the Doomstones campaign for 1st edition Warhammer FRP. It's been pretty good so far, I alternate between joking around and fearing for my character's life constantly, so I'm happy. I also acquired the Doomstone of Earth, my perennial fave element in gaming and out.

Plans for 2017 - birthday/yellow belt training the same day but will do something on the Friday 13th to celebrate. We have a wedding to go to one weekend and then Warpcon the last weekend; job can wait until after when I have a clear run but I will start looking and applying in January for something in medical devices. I'll just keep adding two laps a month to my running schedule, twice a week every week with at least two days break in between. Currently at 24 laps or 9.6km so should be back at 12km around March, where I was in 2011 pre-running hiatus etc.! Might try and take up another sport or something.

That's about it, 2016 was really good for me and here's hoping 2017 will be even better.

02 December 2016

Quotes buried on FB profile

"Fortiter et Fideliter" - "Bravely and faithfully". - Fallon Family Motto

"There's no I in team, but there is an I in pie.

There's an I in meat pie.
The anagram of meat is team, I don't really know what he's talking about... " - Simon Pegg (Shaun)

"Blow wind, come wrack! At least we'll die with harness on our back." - Macbeth

"The workers have nothing to lose but their chains, and have a world to win. Workers of the world, unite!" - Marx

"I cannot die ... What would happen to Germany?" - Kaiser Frederick III

"God has made us for civilising the world. Woe and death to all who resist my will." - Kaiser Wilhelm II

"The secret of politics? Make a good treaty with Russia." - Otto von Bismarck

"Hard pressed on my right. My center is yielding. Impossible to maneuver. Situation excellent. I attack." - Marshal Ferdinand Foch

"Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." - Jeffrey "The Dude" Lebowski

"Nihilists! Fuck me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos." - Walter Sobchak

"If I went 'round saying I was an Emperor, just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!" - Dennis

"It is with much embarrassment that I have returned alive." - Shoichi Yokoi

"Let's do 'em, man! Let's do this whole fucking village!" - Bunny

"The greatest battle implement ever devised." General Patton, on the M1 Garand

"Countries do not exist where I am from. The discovery of the Higgs boson led to limitless power, the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats for everyone. It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I'm here to stop it ever happening." - Eloi Cole

"I'd like to send this letter to the Prussian consulate in Siam by aeromail. Am I too late for the 4:30 autogyro?" - Charles Montgomery Burns

“I might have jumped into Normandy but at least I got some liberties in London and Paris. You gyrenes, you got nothing but jungle rot and malaria. Welcome home." - Cab Driver in The Pacific

"They taught me how to kill Japs... I got pretty damn good at it" - Eugene Sledge

"Point, Ray. I was one of those unfortunates adopted by upper middle-class professionals and nurtured in an environment of learning, art and a socio-religious culture steeped in more than 2000 years of Talmudic tradition. Not everyone is lucky enough to have been raised in a whiskey tango trailer park by a bow-legged female whose sole qualification for motherhood is a womb that happened to catch a sperm of a passing truck driver." - Sgt. Brad "Iceman" Colbert

"What makes us omniscient? Have we a record of omniscience? We are the strongest nation in the world today. I do not believe we should ever apply that economic, political, or military power unilaterally. If we had followed that rule in Vietnam, we wouldn't have been there! None of our allies supported us; not Japan, not Germany, not Britain or France. If we can't persuade nations with comparable values of the merit of our cause, we'd better reexamine our reasoning." - Robert McNamara

"Death is an acceptable alternative to Communism!" - Liberty Prime

“The 20

th Century was the century
of Physics and Chemistry
but it is clear that the next century
will be the century of Biology" - Robert F. Curl

"Extremely serious. It starts with a slight fever and dryness of the throat. When the virus penetrates the red blood cells, the victim becomes dizzy, begins to experience an itchy rash, then the poison goes to work on the central nervous system; severe muscle spasms followed by the inevitable drooling. At this point, the entire digestive system collapses accompanied by uncontrollable flatulence. Until finally, the poor bastard is reduced to a quivering wasted piece of jelly." - Dr. Barry Rumack

"If you mean a wealth tax; well, I invented it" - Garret FitzGerald

08 November 2016

Frostgrave Warband after 7 games

Frostgrave Warband after 7 games I had meant to post this a lot sooner but here we go after 7 games. There were 2 more games in our campaign before this but my previous Elementalist got cut down in the Mausoleum scenario! So my Apprentice, Elrond, took over the role of Wizard and has been pretty successful so far. I looked at all the various combinations of spellcaster and decided to go with Elementalist again, the relatively high initial cost of their spells (10 minimum, Bolt is 12) made me go for that again. I also liked their Aligned schools the most. If I were to start over again I'd probably go for something like Enchanter/Sigilist/Soothsayer and pick some offensive spells as Aligned or Neutral and build them up over time. I really enjoyed having a horde of Warhounds, fielding 4 in two games and 5 in one! That was in my first three games with this new warband, after that I have brought a more diverse range of soldiers in, with the Treasure Hunter being an excellent addition. They are so good I had to get two. They are surprisingly good in defence but when they push up against the enemy they tend to go down hard. My solid 3 Archers served me in almost every game, with 1 of them being replaced by a Tracker in the last game who has yet to distinguish herself. I almost always have a single Zombie raised at the start or in the first few turns and my small Construct has always moved in and grabbed a treasure and left, the only soldier other than the Apprentice to never get reduced to 0 health. In future I may replace the Thief and the Infantryman with something more interesting. Sellsword Captains are OK but mine has never really distinguished himself, though he took out 3 wandering monsters in the last game. Hanging out where monsters spawn may be the best use for him really. Level 25 Elementalist ‘Elrond’i’ 2530 XP M F S A W H Notes 6 +5/+7 0 11 +4 19 Equipment - Hand Weapon +1 Fight, Dagger, Ring of Protection Apprentice ‘Gal-gilad’
M F S A W H Notes 6 +3/+4 -2 10 +2 15 Equipment - Hand Weapon, Dagger Spells: Chronomancer Fast Act 10 Elementalist Elemental Bolt 5 Elemental Wall 10 Scatter Shot 12 Elemental Hammer 8 Enchanter Construct 10 Necromancer Raise Zombie 12 Sigilist Absorb Knowledge 12 Soothsayer Reveal Secret 16 (new) Summoner Leap 8 Possess 14 Imp 12 Summon Demon 14 Thaumaturge Heal 12 (new) Vault: Grimoires: Dispel Draining Word Capture Incantation Home Base: Inn (+1 Soldier) Kennel (Extra slot for a Warhound only) Carrier Pigeons (-1 gc cost on all soldiers) Treasury: 59 Gold (had 800+, sold Philtre of Fury to get 1000+ and bought Heal and Reveal Secret, sold all Healing Potions, Toughness and Invulnerable Potion and Teleport to have enough for standard 3 Strength Potions) Level 2 Captain (Sellsword Expansion) 190 XP M F S A W H Notes 6 +3/+4 +1 11 +3 13 Furious Attack, Coup de Grace, Riposte, [one more] Equipment - Hand Weapon, Dagger +2 Damage, Leather Armour, Strength Potion Soldiers: (All base characters from the main rulebook) Tracker - survived one game, replacing an Archer Archer - survived 7 games, downed 3 times Archer - survived 6 games, badly injured once and missed 1 game Treasure Hunter - survived 3 games, downed 2 times (Strength Potion) Treasure Hunter - survived 4 games, downed 2 times (Strength Potion) Infantryman - survived 3 games Thief - survived 5 games, downed 2 times Construct (Small) - survived 7 games, possibly never injured Warhound (Kennel) - of 6 games with a kennel, downed every time, ‘replaced’ 3 times Also of 7 games, Apprentice never reduced to 0 HP but Wizard was once (full recovery)

22 September 2016

FMA King of the Ring 2016 CAWs Day of Reckoning 1 (GameCube)

Upon regaining full control of the company, Elfgore, Iain and Ellen were joined by the nWo consisting of Harpo, Blackjaw and Oz. He announced a 32 man and woman King of the Ring to unify the two world title belts back into the Undisputed Championship. The Elfgore Family would fight in No DQ matches while in the tournament to give them a level field (and to keep Ellen in the matches) while Blackjaw would get a rematch if he loses his title during the tournament - both titles are forfeited when lost, but can be retained all the way to the finals.

Bold = winner, Italics = player one

Round of 32

Raw 5/09/2016

Cheetah vs. Killalot 12:30/15

Cheetah dominated the Golden Man and moves on to the next round.

Ellen vs Edit Man 11:10/15

Ellen uses the stipulation to her advantage and beats up the referee for a bit. Edit Man puts her through training school but ultimately the trillion dollar princess rolls up Default for the win, surprising many.

White Attack vs. Wolf 10:10/15

Wolf almost had him at various points but after four Baldo Bombs he succumbed to the Great White.

Black Attack vs. Terrorist 11:51/15

A determined Terrorist assault was weakened by an early Bear Hug which left his torso badly injured. Two Iron Claws followed later on and left him bleeding. He managed not to submit but was pinned.

Caflena vs. Whitesmith BYE

Ling vs. Blackjaw 13:45/15

A brief promo by the nWo stating they would not go easy on anyone was followed up by a rapid Blackjaw victory, though Ling almost got the roll up a Razor’s Edge finished her off.

Smackdown! 10/09/2016

CaoCao vs Hitler 5:15/15

10 Nazi Stunners, an 18 count on the outside, 4x Caodrivers, 3 near falls, bloodshed, it all led to the Warlord Lady submitting to an SSTF.

BBJ vs Oz 12:03/15

What could have been a great match was ended by Oz DQ’d for sidewalk slamming the referee.

Waste vs. Optimus Prime 14:09/15

The heavily injured Autobot and US Champion was crushed by Waste. He should really just stay in NXT for a while.

Savage-Feaster vs. Elfgore 13:13/15

Though clearly outmatched, the President defeated S-F by way of three chairs, one announcing table and one superkick.

Baseballman vs. The Blacksmith 11:46/15

Baseball nearly managed a win, but the Tank used multiple headbutts to sap away at him and picked up a surprise pin.

Lennox vs. Disciple BYE

Sunday Night Heat 11/09/2016

Iain vs. Sketlon 10:20/15

Sketlon nearly lost it but a Cross Power Bomb Pin scored him the victory. Iain put up a great fight.

YUGOSLAVIA vs Harpo 13:36/15

The European Champion, the Dinosaur Who Happens to Wrestle went down like so many others to assorted Liquid Strikes and a Confetti Kick.

Aryan vs. Nulk 13:38/15

This one could have gone either way, but the Strongest Man defeated the Master Race.

ET vs Coldsmith 8:09/15

A return to the classic rivalry. 4 Golden Chokeslams severely injured the alien, as well as 2 sets of Multiple German Suplexes. The alien countered with 3 Space Bites but missed all 4 of his attempted 450° splashes, suffering another STF submission finish in this tournament.

Round of 16

Raw 12/09/16 Round of 16

Cheetah vs. Ellen 15:43/20

She tried so hard and broke a number of weapons of the giant’s back but in the end a Buzzsaw Kick and an FU defeated her. She did well!

White Attack vs. Black Attack 15:20/20

What should have been an epic match was brought short by the referee DQ on WA. Both were badly injured by heavy offence early on, but a missile dropkick by WA connected with the referee by mistake we imagine and ended in a DQ. The two brawled for some time afterward - a rematch is almost certain.

Blackjaw vs Caflena 11:46/20

Seeking revenge for his attacks on female wrestlers, Caflena nailed the Walls of Cathay on him after one minute, badly damaging the World Champion. She would go on to counter the Black Edge a minute later and hit the champ with a frog splash and another Walls of Cathay, almost giving her a win. Blackjaw assaulted the referee and hit Caflena with a Black Edge, and wasn’t DQ’d. Caflena got revenge with a Figure 4 Leglock on the outside, which the champion reverse and did another Black Edge on the outside. An 18 count followed, with both scrambling back into the ring. Caflena failed to hit her Momentum Shift on the resurgent Blackjaw and submitted to an Iron Claw.

Big Boy Joe (BBJ) vs Hitler 14:04/20

Hitler never showed up for this match and was kicked around the ring by the giant freak. He submitted to a Mandible Claw.

Elfgore vs Waste 12:34/20

The Necut Champion faced the Chairman - and lost! Despite all the mind games and numerous attacks on each other, Waste just did not perform in this match. Elfgore managed to land a Sharpshooter on the heavily injured champion and scored a win, vacating the Necut Championship.

Blacksmith vs Disciple 17:55/20

Despite great promise, and even a Discipline Slam at 18:50, Blacksmith recovered and hit Disciple with the Jackhammer and won.

Harpo vs Sketlon 18:40/20
Having won almost all of his recent matches in squashes, it was a refreshing change to see the KOTR 2015 defeated by two cross powerbombs rapidly executed early on.

Goldsmith vs Nulk Wulken 15:25

One of the greatest rivalries in the sport, Goldsmith dominate the usually on form Nulk and hit him with numerous Golden Chokeslams. A failed attempt to make Nulk submit by an anklelock resulted in a simple pin finish.

Smackdown! 17/09/16 Quarter Finals

Cheetah vs Black Attack 28:36/30

A relatively tame match, plenty of counters and reversals in the start, with Cheetah slightly more in control. Cheetah avoided an almost certain bear hug, the hit BA with the buzzsaw kick and an FU, followed by a rope break pin. He simply moved BA and pinned him in the middle instead.

Blackjaw vs Big Boy Joe 25:35/30

Claw versus Jaw - a Mandible Claw on Blackjaw at 28:30 was countered by two Black Edges later on. BBJ landed another Mandible Claw ad Blackjaw submitted - the World Championship was now vacated, and BBJ moved onto the semis.

Elfgore vs The Blacksmith 23:42/30

The Chairman vs the Iron King. Numerous chair shots made Tank bleed mere seconds into the match, with Elfgore dominant. Numerous failed attempts by him to lift the Blacksmith into the table followed, with Blacksmith reversing Elfgore into the table instead. A back and forth bout ensued, Elfgore managed to get his first superkick in only to suffer the Jackhammer on the outside a minute later. Superkick #2 followed at 24:20 in the ring, with Blacksmith kicking out at 2. Both sides looked set to finish the other when Elfgore reversed Blacksmith into a back suplex pin, winning at last.

Sketlon vs The Goldsmith 21:55/30

So much rode on this bout - redemption for a failed reign two years prior for the Heartbreaksmith and for the skeleton to prove he still ‘has it’. A Golden Chokeslam after one minute netted a mere 1 count for the smith, while multiple German suplexes would follow. Sketlon managed to pull off an armbar on Goldsmith, followed by an RKO Momentum Shift which resulted in a 2 count. Rope break pins followed for both sides. A cross powerbomb pin at the five minute mark almost finished Goldsmith. Both would miss a series of aerial moves. As they began to tire, Sketlon failed to pull off a cross powerbomb pin, with Goldsmith slamming him to the mat only Sketlon to bounce back and succeed in his finisher the second time around, moving onto the semi finals. Goldsmith joined Sketlon in his celebrations, turning face in the process.

King of the Ring 2016 18/09/2016 Semifinals and Final

Cheetah vs BBJ 29:00/30

Cheetah dominated from the outset and finished his opponent with a Hip Drop pin.

Elfgore vs Sketlon 24:56/30

Sketlon broke a sledgehammer off the referee early on, while Elfgore did not miss and broke a number of weapons off his rival’s back. A near fall at 28:07 came from a Sketlon Hip Drop Pin. The referee was downed for Elfgore’s back drop pin a minute later. Superkicks failed to net Elfgore an early win. Another near fall for Sketlon occurred at 25:55. Three more Superkicks eventually downed Sketlon for a pin, he got up immediately after the first two.


Elfgore vs Cheetah 25:36/30

Despite not being able to lift the majority of his opponents and giving himself and his children a special stipulation rule wherein there would be no DQ in their matches, Elfgore completely flattened Cheetah from the start of the match. A surprise buzzsaw kick three minutes in almost saved Cheetah but a number of superkicks left him bleeding and battered in the ring, with the chairman himself being crowned KOTR 2016 and receiving the re-unified Undisputed Championship.


Iain never made it out of the first round, Ellen at least made it into the 16 while Elfgore went all the way and finished at the very top. This may have been due to the special No DQ rule. Very few of the usual suspects made it to the semis, but there were plenty in the quarter finals only they didn’t advance. Cheetah was a surprise finalist after returning only recently. The success of the 32-wrestler tournament may see another one in the near future.

The Hardcore Championship has been unified with the two world belts as of Raw 19/9/2016, wherein Elfgore celebrated with his family while the nWo were much more jaded. Oz still has the Intercontinental belt, while Blackjaw lost the World title and Harpo has been without a title for a month. Looks like a month of infighting and bullying involving the Elfgore-nWo faction before Hell in a Cell. Some have also taken issue with Elfgore claiming himself the greatest Hardcore wrestler ever. The European Championship is still held by YUGOSLAVIA while Optimus Prime may have to vacate the title due to terrible injuries.

Various wrestlers seek to unify a coalition of sorts to oppose this faction, while the Aryan Nation are certain to continue to side with Elfgore. Others seek to keep their heads low and compete in the Survivor Series, which will be exclusively tag team orientated. The Smiths, the Freakz and three of the four female wrestlers on the roster will certainly ally to oppose the current dominant faction.